Six difficulty levels: "flaccid", "Semi", "Hard", "Knotty", " RAGING", and "dysfunction" - the latter of which randomises much of the game's content such as the rotation of level geometry, weapon functionality, movement, and more making it potentially much easier to complete a level, or perhaps impossible.Needless amounts of interactivity and detail in parts of the game that really don't matter!!!! Stick a fork in a plug socket and get zapped! Flush toilets! Talk to pedestrians! Ride shopping carts! Take a poop the size of a bus! ![]() Make sure to eat lots of food to keep your poop meter full - you'll need it not only to stock your Sh*tgun, but to double jump too! Pee on command to put out fires (even ones on yourself!), incapacitate certain enemies, or just draw pretty pictures on walls. Master various bodily functions and fast-paced movement to stay alive!! Strafe-running, unlocked vertical aiming (okay that one isn't crucial at all but feels cool/stupid) and poop-jumping will keep you one step ahead of your foes.Blast your enemies with an arsenal of """UK-Legal""" weaponry such as the Applicator - a scoped, long-range tampon applicator the 7-Barrel Sh*tgun the Crossbowner - a silicone-shootin' crossbow designed for the bedroom the Stigmatic 77,000 - a high-power, high rate-of-fire nailgun and many more!!!. ![]()
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